Can I just point out that this has been sitting around my house for almost 8 years. It’s been on a shelf beside my couch, the couch that I sit on every single day, and I haven’t once picked it up.
I am officially submitting myself for suspension, pending a hearing by the Order of Nerds (Chris Hardwick, Simon Pegg, Stephen Moffat, Joss Whedon, and Seth Green).